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13 Cute Photos Of PENIS-Inspired Interiors [EXPLICIT CONTENT]

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13 pictures which prove penis-inspired interiors are not the one
Well, it’s definitely a statement

Total c*ck up.

Penises may be marvellous, but unfortunately they don’t really translate into interior design.

Strange that.

And while we’re all up for celebrating the joy that is the willy, we can’t help but feel that the people behind these phallic interiors have taken things a tad too far.

So before you go and adorn your pad with a penis-shaped pool or four-penis-poster bed, we recommend you take a look at these 13 pictures which prove penis-inspired interiors are not the one.

1. This four-penis-poster bed.

Four poster penis bed

Which is ironically a MASSIVE turn off.

 

2. This penis shaped pool.

Penis shaped swimming pool

Jump in, the water’s lovely. Or not.

 

3. In fact, there are surprisingly large number of penis shaped pools in the world. Go figure.

Penis shaped swimming pool

#Lads

 

4. These willy vases.

Penis Interiors/ Houses

Made even less desirable by their flesh-coloured finish. Vom.

 

5. This blinged-up great big  c*ck chandelier.

Penis shaped chandelier

Do we think someone’s overcompensating for a little something?

 

6. And now we enter the extensive sub-group of penis-adorned chairs.

From this one, with a discreet peeny-arm… 

penis chair - michael tracy -flickr

(Picture: Flickr/ michael tracy)

Complete with two rather firm looking balls.

 

7. To this old school schlong engraving.

Penis Interiors/ Houses. penis chair - michael tracy -flickr

With kissing c*cks.

 

8. This highly polished stool.

Penis Interiors/ Houses. penis chair - craig upshaw - flickr -

(Picture: Flickr/ craig upshaw)

Made from 100 per cent natural wood.

 

9. And finally this rather aggressive chair.

Penis Interiors/ Houses

Which we wouldn’t sit in if you paid us.

 

10. This attention-stealing willy window.

Penis shaped windows

Which we can’t work decide if it’s a bold statement or unfortunate mistake.

 

11. This table with the massive dildo leg.

Table with a dildo leg

*GULP*

 

12. This statement sofa set up.

In our modern times design became increasingly important due to the numerous products and exchange of information, which we encounter nowadays in our every day lives.  Design can be defined as the creation of a plan or convention for the construction of an object or a system. Consequently, one should always assume that a designer drafted thoroughly an object, but if you look at the examples shown below one can doubt that the designer thought his or her creation through.

Did someone say disgruntled employee?

13. And finally, this penis-shaped building, which is actually a church.

Penis Interiors/ Houses

Unforch.

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