DEAR MEN: 12 Ways To Make Sex More Exciting For Your Woman

DEAR MEN: 12 Ways To Make Sex More Exciting For Your Woman

By Lifestyles | The Trent on May 30, 2015
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Do you want to know how to spice things up in the bedroom? In case you do, I assume that you are in a relationship that is anything but exciting, or that you are single and you want to be prepared for your next relationship.

Either way, you are fucked.

Nah, just kidding. Let’s get serious again.

I think it’s really great that you want to know about all the things you can do to transform your dull and monotonous relationship into a firework of passionate feelings and mind-blowing orgasms. There are already too many guys who don’t give a shit if their girlfriend fakes their orgasms or has real ones. You definitely don’t have to be one of them.

You are a better boyfriend. You are a boyfriend who not only cares about the emotional wellbeing of your girlfriend (or your imaginary future girlfriend). You are a real man who knows that a woman’s vagina has to shake, rattle and roll from time to time and you also know that it’s your job to make its owner scream your name.

Yes, it’s your job and your duty as a Global Seducer who loves women to make her bed rock and it is my job and duty to give you the necessary information, advice and thought-provoking impulses to easily fulfill your job profile.

That’s why I decided to write about all the things that you can do in order to spice things up in the bedroom, so that you can give your girlfriend the most mind-blowing orgasm she ever had.

How to Spice Things Up in the Bedroom

What are the things you can do to spice up your relationship? Well, there are a lot of things you can and should do, but before we are getting all serious again I want to show you a bad example of what you should not do.

Watch the following video and promise me that you won’t take spicing things up literally and that you don’t make any racist jokes against Mexicans while you are in bed with a girl who has such amazing boobs.

Joking around in the bedroom is great, but that doesn’t mean that you have to cover the love of your life in salsa sauce before you get down and dirty. I mean, if she doesn’t mind the burning you can put some salsa sauce on her vagina before you lick her like Lassy.

However, when I talk about being more playful in the bedroom, I am usually not talking about making your girlfriend scream by putting a spicy sauce on her and inside of her.

1. It’s Okay to Laugh

It’s okay to laugh while you are watching a funny movie. It’s okay to laugh when you are together with your friends and believe it or not, it’s also okay to laugh when you are in bed with your girlfriend.

The bedroom shouldn’t be a place of seriousness. It should be a place in which it is allowed to be playful and to have fun. It’s okay to smile with pride when you are on top of her. It’s absolutely okay when your girlfriend squeals when you slap her ass. It’s even okay when you both start to laugh when you slip out and you thrust into nowhere.

You shouldn’t take life and sex too serious.

Your girlfriend is way more relaxed when she knows that you are still comfortable when funny things happen. No girl wants to worry about whether or not the guy she is sleeping with shows how awkward and disgusting the sound that her vagina makes is, after you pumped too much air inside of her.

We all know that it sounds like farting. All she wants is a guy who is confident and playful enough to not react in an awkward way. You can also adopt this mindset outside of the realm of the funny sound that a farting vagina makes.

Whenever my girlfriend is in a bad mood, I just start to tickle her. The more she laughs the more I touch her. I then just have to pull her towards me and her bad mood magically transforms into a feeling of horniness.

The next time your girlfriend is in a bad mood you can simply start to tickle her out of her clothes.

2. Some Creativity Please

If you want to know how to spice things up in the bedroom, you should already have reached a level of consciousness that allows you to think of more than one sex position. Yes, there is actually more that you can do than banging a girl in the missionary position for five minutes, before you collapse on her like a sack of spuds.

Have a look at the following list of sex positions if you want some inspiration for cold winter nights.

You can lie on top, you can lie underneath her and you can bang her from behind. You can slide inside her while you are standing, or while you are sitting. You can have some fun in the bedroom, under the shower, on the kitchen table and you can even fuck her on the couch of your housemate with whom you have a score to settle.

There are tons of places that you can use to test countless sex positions.

Be more creative than popular actors in movie sex scenes who collapse right after they lied on top of a girl for less than three seconds. Learning how to spice things up in the bedroom requires at least a touch of creative thinking.


3. How About a Sensual Massage?

Penetrating her with your penis is great, but your dick is not the only thing that can give a woman a pleasurable feeling. Don’t forget your ten fingers. Each and every one of your fingers can be seen as a mini penis and besides fingering her as if there was no tomorrow, you can use your fingers for a sensual massage.

In combination with massage oil, dimmed light and relaxing music, your fingers are little magic sticks that have the power to spice up every relationship.

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One of the main reasons why women are bored in a relationship is the lack of passion. While your logical male brain still searches for the definition for the word passion, the average female brain constantly thinks about all the positive, exciting and tempting emotions she could possible feel before and while you are inside of her.

In case you have never given her a sensual massage, you should definitely try to trigger those positive emotions while you massage her naked body with warm oil. Massage her out of her senses and make her feel what it means to get spoilt by a passionate man who focuses his whole energy on pleasing her.

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