1.BEST FRIEND’S GIRL
PROS:You’ve had the luxury of knowing each other over a long period of time, under a range of circumstances–and lighting
CONS:If you’re the reason for the breakup, you’ll definitely be one friend short, and maybe more if your other friends choose sides.
VERDICT:Thumbs down
2.EX’S SISTER
PROS:She already knows your shortcomings–the ins and outs of your last relationship, and why it went south. And she’s with you anyway.
CONS:Holiday with her family will suck
VERDICT:Thumbs down
3.STRIPPER
PROS:She has the best thong-and-stiletto collection you’ve ever seen.
CONS:She makes her living undressing for other men.
VERDICT:Thumbs down
4. INTERNS
PROS:Internships usually last six months.
CONS:Internships usually last six months.
VERDICT:Thumbs down
5.DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE
PROS: She knows what she wants and she’ll tell you to your face–no games.
CONS: Aside from the husband, and the Sixth Commandment, nothing a little plastic surgery can’t fix.
VERDICT: Thumbs up
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