A man who engaged a scare crow in a sex romp never knew he was actually signing his death warrant in the process.
The man from Argentina whose neighbour described as a loner died while having sex with a scarecrow which he had fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis.
Police operatives in the area revealed how 58-year-old Jose Alberto also used a lipstick to paint a mouth onto the scare crow.
He reportedly wore a wig to the inanimate object possibly to make it have that female look which would encourage him to have a sweet romp with it.
However, things did not go as planned as he died in the process and was discovered lying next to the scare crow which Metro UK better addressed as his ‘lover’.
An eyewitness, Rodolfo Moure, said: ‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.
“It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
“There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow
“Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.
“We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.”
