You think you’re experimental in the bedroom?
Well did you hear the one about the guy who inserted a pencil in his bum then continued to have anal sex?
Yep, true story.
He’s one of 450 cases of bizarre sex-related mishaps in the last six years, according to National Electronic Injury Surveillance System (NEISS) – a huge database complied by the Consumer Product Safety Commission in the US.
Dr. Robert Glatter, of Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City, told VICE: ‘It’s not uncommon that we see this, but it’s not a daily occurrence.
‘We’ve had a woman with a head injury and fractured cervical spine, who basically ended up going forward into a headboard. She was very dizzy at the time and was on top of this gentleman lurching forward into a headboard.’
Most injuries are related to foreign objects stuck some where they shouldn’t be.
Such objects include a toilet plunger, a screwdriver and a spiky rubber light-up ball.
In another case a man in his 60s was admitted to hospital with penile crushing after trying out homemade c***rings.
A good number of people found themselves in the medical room with bad sprains.
