by Okey Bakassi
What Diezani used to provide after rubbing fine Mary Kay and perching glasses on her nose and looking beautiful like a goddess, that is what Buhari and Kachikwu cannot provide so tayyyyyyy America will now assist a crude oil exporter to provide fuel for her citizens. Cheiiiiii!!
This is the type of thing America likes. Installing stupid puppet administrations everywhere that cannot solve their problems and instead run to them for the basics. Their plan on Nigeria has worked 100 percent. Now they will assist Nigeria on FUEL!!!
Nigeria that was fastest growing economy under GEJ. Nigeria that was MINT under GEJ. Nigeria that had struck solid developmental deals with China and Russia under GEJ. Nigeria that had constant fuel supply 98.7 percent of the time of GEJ’s leadership. Nigeria that was getting to be food/agriculture self-sufficient under Adesina/GEJ. hmmmm today, one oyibo woman is telling Buhari America will help Nigeria solve fuel crisis when fuel is at its cheapest and any president could easily make it available with a little forward thinking, including removing subsidy officially and throwing the market of fuel supply open to Igbos, Niger Deltans, Yorubas and whomever can import fuel. Then, the Fed Govt only does quality control.
Thinking presidents would have done this riding on the back of a strong election win and global cheap crude. Nigerians would have applauded the move and fuel scarcity would have been solved forever with subsidy GONE and market forces working to force the price down as Emeka tries to sell cheaper than Bayo and Usman.
Instead Buhari fights to keep subsidy racket for his Hausa- Fulani brothers few Yoruba cronies and he even added dollar racket as “fisi/muni” so as to establish the real Northern reign and profit maximization.
Again, one oyibo woman from America, oyibo women that Nigerians beat in exams here in US, one oyibo woman is looking at this unintelligent, uninspiring, unthinking president, smiling inside her heart before saying that America will help Nigeria solve simple fuel scarcity problem. (sighs and sighs)
As the lizard and Bird said to the goat “if house no fall, you for no fit dey waka on top the zinc as you dey do now” Nigeria fall so tay them want help us solve fuel matter. Na so IMF still come help us correct budget. my GOD!!!! Independence gone. We fall finish!!!
Okey Bakassi is a foremost leading Nigerian actor, comedian, and MC. Connect with him on Facebook.
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