by Maitland Quitmeyer
1. Did you lock your front door?
2. Is your stove turned off?

3. Did you leave the curling iron plugged in?
4. Did you put on deodorant today?
5. Are your car lights off?

6. Is the garage door closed?
7. Did you take your medication?

8. What about your birth control?

9. Did you hit “reply all?”

11. Are you almost out of gas?
12. Did you forget about a work presentation?
13. Is your fly zipped?
14. Is your shirt see-through?
15. Is it your anniversary today?

16. Did you pay your cable bill?
17. Did you brush your teeth?
18. Is your period late?

19. Did you accidentally pocket dial that person you just badmouthed?
20. Did you remember your mom’s birthday?

21. Is it too late to return that thing you wanted to return?
