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12 Crazy Things People Have Done After A Breakup

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While most of us cope with breakups by sobbing into a bucket of Ben & Jerry’s or by drinking our tarnished memories away, other people deal with their broken heart in more extreme ways.

People on Whisper have been confessing the batsh*t crazy stuff they’ve done in the wake of a broken heart.

Stuff like stealing cats, practising voodoo and literally sh*tting all over their past relationship.

It’s enough to make you want to stay single forever, or just never ever breakup with your significant other.

1. ‘I pooped on his porch in the middle of the night. No lie.’

2. ‘Had sex with two of his friends and stole his cat.’

3. ‘Cut off most of my hair because I wanted ‘change’. Horrible idea. I regretted it immediately.’

4. ‘Peed in his laundry soap after eating A LOT of asparagus… it’s the revenge that lasts for over 40 loads’.

5. ‘Busted his nose.’

6. ‘Got two hookers for a threesome.’

7. ‘Moved out of the country.’

8. ‘Refused to eat anything but shredded cheese and pre-rolled cookie dough for a month’.

9. ‘Was devastated and depressed. So I spent over 1,400 on voodo people to try and get him back. Of course it never worked.’ 

10. ‘I made a huge bonfire in my driveway. Alone. Bawling. Then burned almost everything I owned.’

11. ‘Faked a pregnancy’.

12. ‘I super glued a large blue dildo to the middle of his windshield and he had to drive around with it for two weeks. We were neighbours so it was awesome to watch.’

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