Packing bigger than a B cup can come with some unpleasant consequences.
- You have a better shot at winning the lottery than finding a button-down shirt that doesn’t gap.
- Your boobs try to escape any time you bend over.
- Department stores don’t have your bra size in stock. Like, ever.
- Since stores don’t carry your size, you have to order all your bras online—and said bras are usually expensive, enormous, and hideous.
- You look kind of slutty in anything fitted.
- …But you look kind of fat in anything that doesn’t have a waist.
- You can’t really go braless, not even in bed.
- Most workouts require multiple sports bras.
- Sideboob is not a trendy fashion choice, it’s a way of life.
- Like unicorns and Camelot, direct eye contact is mythical.
- When bras that work for other women meet your boobs, they somehow become about as supportive as Saran Wrap.
- …And of course your boyfriend is an ass man.
- You’re seriously concerned about your boobs getting even bigger when it’s time to breastfeed (even though you’re single and have no plans to get pregnant any time soon).
- Speaking of babies…they instinctively go for your goods.
- Smaller-breasted women think you have it made and secretly hate you.
- Good posture makes you look aggressive and plastic.
- No matter what the rest of your body looks like, you are automatically labeled curvy. But hey, at least you’re in pretty good company.
