This list of dirty things to say to a guy from the Bad Girl’s Bible will arm you with the knowledge of how to turn your man on and keep you on his mind all day long, even when you’re not around.
And just because this is a list of dirty things to say, it doesn’t mean that you can’t put them in a text message or email, too.
“2. There is something about seeing you…” While the list below will give you 26 different dirty things to say to your man, I first want to show you a 4 simple ways to come up with your own.
- Think about what you like about your man. It could be his butt, his arms, his face or even his feet. Take this and just let him know how it makes you feel.
- Try gently teasing your man with what you have planned for later. Make it intimate and hot!
- Describe what he’s doing to you and let him know how much you like it. So if you are making love and you enjoy feeling him inside you, let him know!
- A really easy way to use dirty talk while you’re having hooking up or just before you hook up is to give him commands and tell him what to do. I’ll give you a few examples towards the end of the list of dirty things to say to your man.
Now that I have given you 4 simple ways to come up with dirty things to say to your man, here are 26 specific things you can say to him broken down into each of the 4 categories:
Physical Things You Like About Him
1. I love seeing you in a tight pair of jeans.
2. There is something about seeing you do any kind of physical labor that is a massive turn on.
3. Nothing makes me as turned on as seeing you when you’re angry.
4. Seeing you right after a workout when you are all sweaty is incredible.
5. Looking deep into your blue/green/brown eyes makes me weak at the knees.
Teasing Him About What You Have Planned For Later
6. I need to get you home asap!
7. I wish we weren’t out in public. I wish we were alone, know what I mean? (Give your man a sly smile when you say this).
8. I can’t wait to show you what I’m wearing…I think you’re going to like it!
9. If you behave until we are alone, then I’m going to do something you will adore (again try smiling slyly when you say this).
Describing Something He’s Doing
10. I love feeling you on top of me.
11. Feeling you overpower me and dominate me is so darn hot!
12. I wish you could just hold me in your arms all day long.
13. I don’t think there is anything hotter than looking at your face when you’re concentrating.
14. That feels amazing!
15. I love it when you hold my arms over my head.
16. I always get shivers when you grab my hair.
17. There is something insanely hot when I pin you down.
Telling Your Man What To Do Using Dirty Talk
18. Just like that.
19. Don’t stop!
20. Turn over.
21. Kiss me.
22. Get on the bed, now!
23. I want to see what magic you can perform for me tonight (perfect as a text message)
As you can see from these examples of dirty things to say to your man, you can be dirty in a number of different ways: in bed, in public, at a party or practically anywhere else.
This article originally appeared on YourTango.com: 26 Dirty Things To Say To A Guy, by Sean Jameson For Your Tango