11. 69
It’s great in theory, but when it comes down to it, it’s just an awkward position that makes not just breathing (if he’s on top) difficult, but the enjoyable factor nil, especially if there’s a huge height difference.
12. The “What is THAT?” Moment.
Seriously. What is THAT?
13. Flaccid Penis
It’s OK. It’s happens to every guy at least once in his life. I swear. I think. OK, I’ve never witnessed it, but that’s what they say in the movies, right? (I kid! It’s totally normal to not be at attention every time.)
14. Dryness
For women, this is our version of a penis that refuses to get erect. Our wetness usually determines how turned on we are, and when things are all dried up, not only can it give our partner insecurities, but it makes for VERY painful penetration. This is one of the nasty side effects of being drunk and/or hungover.
15. Period Underwear
Because of course you just happened to be wearing your granny panties that are usually reserved for when you have your period, but you haven’t done laundry, when you meet the man of your dreams and you know you’re going to get some. BECAUSE OF COURSE.
16. Dirty Talk
While there may be no time like the present, it’s not true for dirty talk. Sometimes it just fails miserably.
17. The Waiting Game
You know when you’ve already climaxed and now you have to wait for your partner to get there, too? It’s not that you don’t care. It’s just that you’re ready for a nap.
18. Flying Semen
Because sometimes, especially if you’ve opted for some sexy fun that isn’t intercourse, that stuff can end up anywhere: wall, eyes, dripping down the photo of you and your parents at college graduation — you name it.
19. “No, I Didn’t Come”
Well, then. This is pretty awkward. Totally normal, but awkward.
20. Failed Positions
You really should have known your balance wasn’t THAT good, and that it would result with you both on the floor, and one of you with a nosebleed.
21. Pubic Hair
Whether you love them or hate them, or have chosen to wax them all away, everyone seems to have a preference, and I think we can all agree that it’s just not necessarily pretty. Get one stuck in your throat and, well, expect it to be there for days.
22. Politics
It’s probably a good idea to know what side of the abortion debate the person you’re having sex with stands. If you’re a liberal and you’re in unknowingly in bed with a Republican, and for some reason all your sexin’ leads to a political chat, you’re going to feel awful if he’s not for women’s reproductive rights. You just had sex with the enemy. Now you can write a suspense thriller about it!
23. Your Number
We’ve already covered that my number and your number shouldn’t matter, so why bring it up in bed?
24. The Bra Struggle
Although it’s assumed that most men can undo a bra in less than 10 seconds by the time they’re out of college, that’s not always the case. Especially if that bra clips in the front — dudes just don’t get how that can be a possibility.
25. Sweat
Totally natural, but sometimes you just don’t want to be slippin’ and slidin’ on your partner. In addition to being unsexy, it can be downright dangerous!
26. Post-Sex Bathroom Rush
Whether it’s you rushing to pee right afterward (because your gyno told you to) or because he needs to dispose of the condom, the rush for the bathroom immediately takes the sexy out of sex in record time.
27. Falling Asleep
What? Am I the only person who’s accidentally done this? I don’t think so.
