[dropcap]S[/dropcap]ince I’ve been waiting for Lai Mohammed to release the list looters – presumably, a collection of names of people who served under former President Goodluck Jonathan – the amount and banks they were traced to and no show till now.
Let me lend Lai Mohammed and Baba a helping hand. Here are the list of the looters and the banks they stashed them;
1] Chinomnso Awazie
$78billion dollars stashed in 16 banks in the following locations; 3 in Dubai 6 in London, 10 in US and another 2 each in China and USSR.
2] Viola Ifeyinwa Okolie
$97.65billion dollars stashed in 23 banks in the following locations; 12 in Dubai, 14 in UK, 5 in Western Germany, 7 in the US.
3] Prince Henry Nwazuruahu Shield
$274billion dollars stashed in 36 banks in the following locations; 17 in the US, 8 in UK, 14 in USSR, 6 in Japan and 4 in China.
4] Portia Emilia Anthony
£84 billion pounds sterling stashed in 44 banks as follows, 12 in the US, 18 in the UK, 4 in Singapore, 13 in Ukraine, 9 in Canada and 6 in Cayman Islands.
5] Chidinma Onyejiuwa
$63 Billion dollars stashed in 13 different banks as follows; 9 in the US, 8 in Western Germany, 2 each in USSR, China, South Korea and Japan.
I am offering to return mine. The offer expires in four hours. I also admonish my fellow looters to return theirs ASAP.
Please if you know other looters, call them out to return our common patrimony!
Change has come!
Editor’s Note: This is satire.
Chinomnso Awazie is a engineer, political activist, and new media professional. Connect with him on Facebook.
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