Well how about that? Looks like Lupita really is pretty gorgeous huh? Great symmetry and ratios and distance and shit. 8.73 out 10. Well when you’re wrong you’re wrong. Hey wait, whats that? KFC analyzed his own face too? And it turns out he’s a fuckin smoke too????
8.14 out of 10! Smoke status! Poor Horizontal Symmetry – we all saw that coming. That lazy eye has shit all out of whack. Got great nose to ear ratio though. Innerocular distance isnt too good but like I said anything eye associated is not gonna go well for me. I got a wide nose apparently – fuck that. Face is “too narrow?” Its called being skinny, Anaface. Thanks. And I got a great mouth. Long story short I’m scientifically sexy as fuck.
And just for good measure I did it again to make sure:
Boom! 808 and heartbreak motherfuckers. Sure, there was a third one that called me a 6.46:
But thats just the outlier. All that shit averages out to a 7.56. So we’re just gonna round up and officially call me an 8 out of 10. Lupita can be a 9 if KFC is an 8. This is a trade off I can live with.
Find out how ugly you are. Gonna suck when you all realize I’m prettier than you.
Update: I added Big Cat and Feits into the mix:
Feits roughly a 7 out of 10 with a crooked ugly pic.
Big Cat…well. Not so great. I couldn’t find his ears though so I just had to estimate where they started and stopped. But overall we’re looking at about a 6/10 for El Gato Grande
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