Top Funny Reactions By Nigerians To MMM Nigeria ‘Crash’

Top Funny Reactions By Nigerians To MMM Nigeria ‘Crash’ [TWEETS]

By Ebenezer Olatunji | News Reporter on December 13, 2016
MMM, Shut, Down

Nigerians are looking at the humorous side of the possible crash of the hugely popular pyramid scheme, MMM Nigeria.

Many Nigerians were thrown into panic in the morning as the popular pyramid scheme, Mavrodi Mundial Moneybox, MMM, shared a confusing message on its website stating that it has frozen all confirmed Mavros, otherwise known as money due for withdrawal for one month.

Soon after the news that the platform had frozen all accounts from Tuesday, December 13, 2016, many Nigerians took to Twitter to express their feelings about the phenomena, the reactions of others, the economy in recession, and so much more.

Meanwhile, Nigeria’s anti-graft agency, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has replied a Nigerian who accused the agency of “doing nothing” in the face of a possible crash of the wildly popular pyramid scheme, MMM.

“If it looks or sounds too good to be true, it almost always is. Do NOT patronize wonder banks. Protect yourself,” the commission tweeted.

Here are some of the most hilarious reactions from Nigeria.

The operators of the scheme said in a message sent to all subscribers that the measure was put in place because “in the New Year season the system is experiencing heavy workload.”

This means, all the accounts of members who are due to be paid after having ‘provided help’ (PH) to another person since the last month have been frozen and hence, have no access to request for payment, known as ‘Get Help’ (GH) until after one month.

All members woke up with the shock message displayed on the screen as soon as they logged into their accounts. Giving reasons for freezing the Mavros, the scheme said it is experiencing heavy workload and want to deal with the attacks coming from the country’s mass media.

It also said it wants to prevent hitches in the coming new year hence, the freezing of the access to requesting for payments even when such person is due for payment. mmm freezing notice mmm freezing notice The message read thus.

One-Month Freezing of Confirmed Mavros

Dear members!

As usual, in the New Year season the System is experiencing heavy workload.

Moreover, it has to deal with the constant frenzy provoked by the authorities in the mass media.

The things are still going well; the participants feel calm; everyone gets paid – as you can see, there haven’t been any payment delays or other problems yet – but!.. it is better to avoid taking risk.:-)) (Moreover, there are almost three weeks left to the New Year.)

Hence, on the basis of the above mentioned, from now on all confirmed Mavro will be frozen for a month.

The reason for this measure is evident. We need to prevent any problems during the New Year season, and then, when everything calms down, this measure will be cancelled. (Which we will definitely do.)

We hope for your understanding, Administration


  1. Dear Media

    It was expected that YOU, the media would definitely feast on such news and use it wrongly of cos.

    Fellow marvrodians, if this measure wasn’t taken, we would have been shamed, as the media was already almost successful in scaring us into crashing the system by ourselves.

    Its no news that the same media predicted AND kept predicting an imminent crash of the system. Apparently, a good percentage of us believed their crap and carried on to unnecessarily Gh massively (and almost at the same time) even before our 30days elapsed. All out of fear and desperation.

    In any financial institution :Banks for example: if we all decide to withdraw our monies on the same day, do we think such a bank will stand? Surely not.

    The media is only out to cajole us to implode ourselves. It was apparently working on the faint hearted until admin intervened with this measure. Else, we would have all used our GHs to break the system down.

    Don’t get me wrong, I know that everyone is dazed, but let’s be patient. The mavro will grow over period of the freeze as well. This mandate is for the health and future of the MMM system.

    Together we can change the world

    Guider Stanley

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