Being a woman is a trip. There’s no other way to describe it. It takes work. Whether you’re trying to enhance your beauty, keep up with what the fellas like or maintain your hygiene, balancing all of this can often place you in weird situations. And while some of these things sound crazy, you have to do what you have to do…You just hope and pray to God that no one ever catches you in the act. So, ladies let us know can you relate to this list of weird and embarrassing things every woman has done? Naturally, the word “every” is used very loosely here. You know what we mean…most of us.
1. DROP SOMETHING TO DO “THE CHECK.”
Every woman knows what “the check” is. The check has prevented years, possibly even centuries worth of embarrassment. You know…but just in case there are men reading this article, the check is making sure you’re not leaking, ruining your pretty panties, good jeans or soiling the chair you’re currently occupying. With the check, you can catch a leak before you end up mortified. But it can be tricky trying to look at your crotch in public. So you casually,”accidentally” drop something, take a good look at your crotch and then pick it back up. Kind of like the “bend and snap” seen here but slower.
2. SHAKING SOMETHING… AT THE CRIB
Ladies, don’t front. Even if you’re the type to publicly bash twerking on the internet and turn your nose up when you see girls doing it at the club, you have to admit that you get down when you’re in the privacy and comfort of your home. It’s just nice to know whether or not you can do those moves. And if you’re not trying to become a master, it’s an interesting little study to see what jiggles.
3. MODELING DIFFERENT SEX POSITIONS…
You want to know what your partner is seeing right? Put that mirror to good use. And while we’re on the subject, how many of you have taken that hand mirror and seen what your vagina really looks like? If not, I highly suggest it. It’s completely different from that angle and can actually be quite…educational. Looking at your lady parts in a handheld mirror seems like something we should have done in junior high right? Yeah, it is. But you’d be surprised at the number of women who haven’t yet. Get to it.
4. TRYING TO LICK YOUR OWN NIPPLE
I mean… there really is no way to justify this one it’s just weird. And if anyone were to catch you in the act, it would be something that you’d never be able to live down. And while the ladies who belong to the IBTC may have a bit more trouble with this one, trust, with some contortion, it can be done.
5. KEGELS
$5 dollars says that after you read the word, you did one. That’s the power of the Kegel. Really, it’s not so much the power of the word but these exercises, supported by the medical community, play directly to our fear of loosing the “tightness.” Plus, unlike regular exercise, kegels are almost pleasurable.
Read the remaining 5 at Madame Noire.
