Sex is a funny old thing – something that we’re all supposed to be amazing at.
Yet it can often be the source of unspoken anxiety.
Nobody likes to think they’re not getting it right – but there is good news. No two bonks are the same and most women aren’t as judgmental as you think they are.
So, when it comes to sweating the small stuff in bed, it’s time to chill out.
Here’s 12 sex things that women really couldn’t give a damn about.
1. Your six-pack
Six packs? How boring.
While we appreciate a man who looks after himself, when it comes to having the ‘perfect’ body most women really couldn’t care less.
Confidence is what counts – and keeping the lights on.
2. The size of your dick
Yep, it really is the motion of the ocean and again, the confidence in which you ‘own’ your manhood.
So it’s small? Stop drawing attention to it by being bashful and show us what you can do with your hands.
Because we ALL love hands.
3. Your O face
Which is something we will hardly notice because we’ll be too busy making it too.
*Crosses fingers*
4. ‘Weird’ things that turn you on
Finger up your bum? ‘Humming’ blow jobs? Some light spanking? Complete silence to come?
Meh. Water off a duck’s back – one woman’s weird is another woman’s wonderful.
Anyone with a sense of adventure will welcome something new to the bedroom.
Except a threesome with her sister.
Never suggest a threesome with her sister.
5. That you can’t get it up after a few beers
We’re all human.
We get that a heavy night can cause problems when it comes to standing to attention.
6. That you want to use condoms
Condoms are NEVER a turn off – suggesting you use one doesn’t make you a passion killer, it makes us grateful we are about to have sex with someone who is adult enough to take responsibility.
7. Pubes
These are a question of taste. Some like em’ all whipped off, some prefer a bit of a bush.
If you are in any dispute about how to groom your man-garden, play it safe and keep it tidy.
8. Falling asleep
We all like a bit of shut-eye after a good session, and although you’re probably best off waiting until after the event than nodding off during – most women, bar the super needy, are happy for some zeds after sex too.
9. That you’re not into going down on girls
Newsflash: not all women like giving blow jobs either.
You’re allowed to have preferences.
10. Lasting for hours
Seriously man, the biggest sex myth going.
Pumping away for hours is so boring. Quality not quantity my friend – that’s the way forward.
(Ok, quantity works too – just not all in one go).
11. Coming
It just doesn’t happen every time for everyone. It doesn’t mean you haven’t had fun.
12. That you keep your socks on
Ok, this does bother us.
Never keep your socks on.
