18 Perfect Ways To Respond To A Text From Your Good-For-Nothing Ex

18 Perfect Ways To Respond To A Text From Your Good-For-Nothing Ex

By Metro UK on November 3, 2014
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by Siam Goorwich

18 perfect ways to respond to a text from your good for nothing ex

Short and not at all sweet

You know that ex? The one you really hate. Well next time they text you, try one of these responses.

We’ve all got one ex who we basically want to die. It’s not pretty, but it’s just the way life goes.

But for some reason, your extreme hatred hasn’t put them off getting in touch. Why? Because they’re stupid (but that’s a whole other matter).

And no matter what you say, they keep coming back. Like a bad smell. A really obnoxiously persistent bad smell.

Well not any more, because we’ve found 18 perfect ways to shut them down.

Read ‘em and weep (tears of laughter and joy).

1. The (literally) rubbish diss

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2. The casual change of subject

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4. Agreeing. That really throws them off

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5. Deferring to (our new favourite inanimate object) the magic conch

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6. The right-back-atcha

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 7. Taking it to the bad bad place (sometimes it’s the only way)

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8. The in ya face comeback

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9. The get the hint

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10. The corporate approach

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11. Spell it out

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12. Say it with a picture (in this case, the little girl from Monsters Inc.)

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13. Hit ‘em where it hurts

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15. Feign amnesia

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16. The ‘I’m not playing your games’ shut down

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17. Tell ‘em where to go

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18. The string them along, then drop them from a great height

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