WATCH: How To Have Sex On A Plane…And Not Get Caught

WATCH: How To Have Sex On A Plane…And Not Get Caught [EXPLICIT]

By Metro UK on June 12, 2015
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Parental Advisory Poster
Want to join the mile high club?Obviously we totally advise against it. Sex on a plane is (technically) illegal.But *if* you were going to slip into the toilet for a sneaky session this is how you should do it (theoretically speaking, of course).

First, have a HUGE row with your girlfriend, wife, partner, lover, friend with benefits. Whatevs.

How to have sex on a plane


Make sure the whole of the aircraft hears how much you really really hate them.


Be considerate. Take the row to a quieter place… say, for example, the toilet. Together.


Lock the door. BAM.


Make sure you scream and shout really loudly. You need to ensure the plane knows you are having the wildest of rows.


Oh yes. 


Now for the exit. You hate each other, remember.


Perfect. Mission complete. Thanks Jimmy Tatro.

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