A 32-year old woman who attempted to shoplift a Macy’s branch in Coral Springs, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. has taken escape tactics to a whole new level.
Metro UK reports that Marisol Toribio (pictured above), when caught in the act, took faeces from inside her knickers and smeared it on the faces of security guards who attempted to apprehend her.
Luck, as fate would have it, was not on her side as the guards withstood the foul stench of the poo and arrested her.
She has been charged with theft and tampering or fabricating physical evidence, reports say