In today’s utterly painful news comes this gentleman, whose party trick is lifting 80kg of bricks with his testicles and then swinging them about for 10 minutes.
The man, from Henan province in China and dressed in a fetching banana-yellow sleeveless number that mercifully concealed his manhood, lifted the brick pile at a live performance and swung it back and forth 320 times in a 10-minute period.
Just to help, here are a list of things that weigh 80kg:
40 laptop computers
Eight pints of milk
Two Border Collies
One Novak Djokovic
Why would any sane man attempt such a feat?
Well, according to his teacher, testicle-lifting can improve quality of life.
Form an orderly cue.