Femi Fani-Kayode: The Slave Who Calls Himself The Emir Of Yorubaland

Femi Fani-Kayode: The Slave Who Calls Himself The Emir Of Yorubaland [MUST READ]

Femi Fani-Kayode, President Muhammadu Buhari, Nnamdi Kanu
Chief Femi Fani-Kayode

When I wrote my essay titled “5 Useful Idiots and the Spirit of the Accursed Slave” (Parts 1, 2 and 3) I  touched on the little monkey that is known as Oba Abdulrasheed Akanbi and revealed to the world what he was up to and what drove and motivated him.

Three days after the write up he went a step further in his shameless display of servitude by not only confirming that he was now to be addressed as the Emir of Iwo but by also declaring himself as the Emir of Yorubaland.

He also said that he preferred being a Fulani Emir to a Yoruba Oba because the former spoke with one voice and were united whilst the latter were divided and were always bickering amongst themselves!

In that essay, I asserted that the Yoruba now have a serious identity crisis and that the spirit of Afonja has entered and possessed some of our leaders and people. Yet again I have been proved right.

This is the handiwork of Bola Tinubu, Rauf Aregbesola, Muhammadu Buhari, Yemi Osinbajo and all the other Caliphate-craving and Fulani-loving Yoruba traitors who have sold their souls to the devil and mortgaged the future and heritage of the Yoruba to the Fulani.

They imposed this monkey on the people of Iwo and made him Oba when the stool became vacant a couple of years back.

As Jack McGunn wrote on Facebook, Akanbi is not just happy to be a slave but he is also eager to enslave his Iwo people and indeed the whole of Yorubaland, to the Fulani. He is right.

This is where reckless accommodation, ignorance, cowardice, political correctness and the acceptance of Fulani cultural and religious imperialism has brought us as a people.

It is also indicative of the fact that some of our people have already been subdued, supressed and conquered without a shot being fired.

What a tragedy and sadly, from what I am told, there are more to come. Iwo is just a test run.

Adeyinka Grandson, the leader of the Young Yoruba for Freedom, YYF, and one of the most committed, courageous and knowledgeable Yoruba nationalists that our country has ever known, analysed the situation very well when he wrote the following:

“Mr Akanbi, the Alatenuje of Iwo, told members of the Young Yoruba for Freedom, YYF, that the place of the Emir of Iwo is in line with the promises from the Fulani that if he converted the Oluwo stool to the Emirate, he shall be provided with the State support to undermine the Ooni of Ife and the Alaafin of Oyo. He was also promised an oil bloc.

Mr. Akanbi explained to the Council of Chiefs in Iwoland that he demanded the oil bloc to raise money to develop Iwoland. But his explanation among others were ruled out by Chief Ogundokun in May 2017. Mr. Akanbi then removed Chief Abiola Ogundokun as the Obanla of Iwoland.

This has since been reported to Governor Aregbesola of the State of Osun, who produced an internet fraudster as the Oba of Iwo.

Mr. Akanbi is actually a wanted man in Canada for allegations bothering on internet fraud.

Alhaji Moshood Olalekan Adeoti, the Secretary to the Government of the State of Osun, and the Speaker of the Osun State House of Assembly, Najeem Folasayo Salaam, are the two people who imposed Mr. Akanbi on Governor Aregbesola against other candidates for the position of Olu Iwo of Iwo.

Alhaji Moshood Olalekan Adeoti and Alhaji Najeem Folasayo Salaam, have been promised oil bloc and the governorship of the State of Osun respectively by the Fulani.

Akanbi, Adeoti, and Salaam are all working for the Fulani in return for oil blocs. Young Yoruba in Iwo and its environ must take them out of circulation for God and the Yoruba Country…If a Fulani Emir drops his title to become an Oba, Fulani youth will not only dethrone him, they will kill him”.

I deplore violence and I refuse to encourage or endorse it but Adeyinka is absolutely right.

It is so sad that it has come to this. I pray that when Nigeria eventually explodes we do not also have a civil war in Yorubaland on top of the ethnic and religious conflagration that will tear apart and burn the rest of our nation to ashes.

The Emir of Iwo should be rejected by his own people and deposed by the state government.

They should drag him out of his palace, strip him naked, shave off his hair and beard and send him out of Iwo, and indeed Yorubaland, for ten years of exile.

He is nothing but a gutless and treacherous bastard who is an Islamofascist and who has sold his people to the Fulani raiders. May God curse the day that he was born.

APC, PDP, and a Tale of Two Adulterous Wives and their Husband.

Please before you read this, put on your thinking caps, forget your political affiliations, sentiments and possible servitude to any godfather or pay master.

Let’s think of this scenario that happened in a family of a man with two adulterous wives. Unknown to their husband, his wives were united in extramarital affairs.

They conducted their regular sexual escapades together in unity and sisterhood understanding. In fact, at times, the two of them go to bed together with one man friend. (Let’s call such escapade ‘Double Double’ or ‘Conjoined’. Such was the extent of their mutual love and understanding.

The unsuspecting husband was always happy that there was peace and cooperation in the house. At times, he dropped them unknowingly where they were going for ‘Conjoined’, ‘Double Double’ or ‘Individual Straight Shot’. The husband was so happy with his ‘lovely wives’ that he used to tell his friends how lucky he had been as a polygamist with no stress because his wives were like twins who love themselves.
In fact, he had virtually become apostle of polygamy recommending it to his other friends, many of whom were monogamous by status although ‘polygamous bed hoppers’ by nature.

One day, this ‘lucky husband’ got home and surprisingly met his two (hitherto) peaceful and united wives shouting, fighting raw, dirty and exposing all their joint and individual adulterous escapades. (Anybody that has witnessed when Nigerian former friendly women (friends or rivals) fight rough and exposed themselves would get a fair picture of a no – hold barred ‘roforofo’ woman – woman civil war.)

In the presence of a shocked and perplexed husband, and of course the crowd of ‘Ameboic Neighbours’, each wife wanted to outshine the other in the ridiculous game of self assured mutual destruction.

The exposure was so poisonous that names of their man friends, dates and venues were easily and angrily read out.
Let’s imagine a revelation war scene like this in the presence of their husband:

First wife: ‘You are an unrepentant prostitute, you are only pretending that you were faithful to our husband. Sebi, you dated Baba Sho, Dr. Dester, Chief Ebora, Alhaji Simple, Pastor Soweto… You even aborted for that man who is now in Glasgow.  I have forgotten his name but he used to tell us that he was the VC of UNISAMBISA.

Second Wife: You are an old fool. Was it not you that dragged me into part time prostitution? Say your own. Did Baba Sho not sleep with both of us together many times in hotels and even here in our husband’s house?
Did you not sleep with Bros Jide, Uncle Gboyega,  Engineer Gokus, Lawyer Ero, Segun, Bros Gbenga and that Pilot that used to give you free ticket to Dubai, hen hen, I have remembered his name, Pilot Debo. Is it only because I don’t want to expose you?…..

This drama of absurdity was enacted by the two shameless adulterous wives in the presence of their husband and neighbours.

Please, put yourself in the position of the disgraced and disrespected husband whose wives had collectively cheated on him, what would you do?

* Well, from my family upbringing and my code of conducts, none of the two useless, adulterous and shameless wives will stay a day longer in my house, after which I will proceed to conduct proper DNA test on all the children they said the born for me.
I will start looking for another Wife with certain attractions, discipline, and morals based on my previous bad experience.

Well, it’s possible that some men (husbands) will send one wife away and retain the other, or even retain the two wives and start praying for their forgiveness.

I agree that democratic right does not cure self-inflicted Stupidity or Foolishness. It is beyond its functions.

PDP and APC are these two unrepentant same of same adulterous wives that have cheated and still cheating on us, Nigerians, their husbands, the reason it is possible to loot together, rig together, collect jumbo salaries together, cross carpet easily without stress. Now they are exposing themselves on their looting escapades.

We must be reasonable Husbands
Now! Free your self from sentiment.
System Change is the Ultimate Answer!

PS: I bear no cost or responsibility for any accidental coincidence in names of the imaginary man friends please.

Femi Fani-Kayode is a lawyer, a Nigerian politician, an evangelical christian, an essayist, a poet and he was the Special Assistant (Public Affairs) to President Olusegun Obasanjo from July 2003 until June 2006. He was the minister of culture and tourism of the Federal Republic of Nigeria from June 22nd to Nov 7th 2006 and as the minister of Aviation from Nov 7th 2006 to May 29th 2007. He runs a syndicated column on The Trent. He tweets from@realFFK.

The opinions expressed in this article are solely those of the author.


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