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Finally, The Difference Between REAL Sex And PORN Sex Revealed [WATCH]

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Now THIS is food porn.

We’re always being told that real sex and porn sex are worlds apart, but for anyone struggling to understand that sex between two paid professionals on a set surrounded by a camera crew is gonna be a little different to sex between two normal people with average staminas and pubic hair, then this video is here to help.

Created by NYC-based production company KB Creative Lab, this rather fruity video lays out the exact differences between porn sex and real sex through the medium of food.

For instance – whilst the top picture of identical juicy apricot halves represent porn vaginas, the above picture of a strawberry, papaya and avocado illustrate the beauty and variety of the civilian vadge.

Meanwhile, we’re told that while male porn stars wield willies measuring an average of six to nine inches, your average bloke has a five to seven inch penis.

Other reality checking facts include the fruity-pancake-meets-cottage-cheese illustrated statistic, that only 30 per cent of women actually swallow.

While this ‘arty’ interpretation of anal sex (to explain that while porn actresses love bum sex, most women aren’t so keen), has quite frankly put us off banana and Nutella crepes for life. Which is a bummer, as we used to be rather fond of sweet crepe.

So yeah, if you’re in any confusion as to the differences between real sex and porn sex this video will 100 per cent clear everything up.

Anyone else feeling a bit peckish?

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