GIFs: Valentine Wishes, We Cake You

GIFs: Valentine Wishes, We Cake You [LOOK]

By HuffPost on February 14, 2014
weight holiday season red velvet cake

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.

Like every Valentine’s Day, we want to urge you to pace yourselves on the drinks, maybe consider cooking dinner at home instead of going out like everyone else on earth, and to always, always indulge in dessert.

However, we are well aware that there are some of you out there who aren’t celebrating this holiday with another person. This article is for you.

The deal is this: there are many kinds of love. Romantic love is the kind most frequently celebrated on Valentine’s Day, but there’s not some rulebook that dictates that it has to be that way. There’s brotherly love, sisterly love, platonic love, the kind of love you feel when you see someone buy someone else a coffee for no reason, the kind of love you feel when you accomplish something you wanted to that day, and — perhaps most importantly for our purposes today — there is cake love. Let’s go on a quick Valentine’s Day journey together, the best way we know how: in cake GIFs.

    • No, no, no. Don’t be like this.
    • We know this can be a trying time to not have a special person you focus all your feelings on. So we got you some cake.
    • No, we mean A LOT of cake.
    • Not because we think you’re particularly great, or particularly not great.
    • But because cake is love.
    • And we all deserve love/cake as often as possible.
    • We leveled it perfectly.
    • We frosted it with care.
    • And we cut ourselves a teeny tiny slice, just to make sure it was good enough to serve to you.
    • You want candles? Okay, let’s do candles!
    • Blow em out! You’re great and we hope you have a fantastic day.
    • It’s possible that you might feel like doing this to it instead of eating it.
    • That’s fine, it’s your cake, do what you want. But look how good it looks.
    • When someone makes you a cake, they take a lot of time and care and love to do it.
    • Which, by the transitive property (or something) means that cake is love.
    • And love is cake.
    • So, what we’re trying to say is…
    • WE CAKE YOU.
    • Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

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