‘Horny’ And Drunk: Woman Arrested For Calling 911 And Begging For Sex...

‘Horny’ And Drunk: Woman Arrested For Calling 911 And Begging For Sex (PICTURED)

By NY Daily News on February 26, 2014
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Maria Montenez-Colon
Maria Montenez-Colon

Maria Montenez-Colon was arrested on Friday after calling 911 twice in one evening.

A Florida woman who described herself as “horny” allegedly summoned a cop to her home and tried to have sex with him — pleading “I haven’t been penetrated in years!”

Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, was arrested Friday night in the misuse of 911.

The officer drove to her home in Punta Gorda after she reportedly told a dispatcher that she wanted her late husband’s Corvette back after giving it to her son, authorities said.

The police officer said he repeatedly informed the suspect that her behavior was inappropriate.

But it appears she really wanted to satisfy her lust for lawmen.

The cop says Montenez-Colon was drunk when he arrived and immediately started making sexually suggestive comments such as “You are so sexy” and “Are you married?”

But she saved the most lascivious for when he asked how he could help her.

“You can f–k me,” she said, according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

 She allegedly grabbed the cop’s arm and tried to rub her hands across his chest so he told her that her behavior was inappropriate.

“I’m bad, I know,” she replied, the report states.

Before leaving, the officer gave Montenez-Colon his business card and advised her to call the police department through a non-emergency line for non-emergencies.

Despite this advice, Montenez-Colon dialed 911 a second time to say the last officer “p-ssed her off” and asked to see another.

The original officer returned with a second officer. She explained again that she called 911 a second time because their first encounter infuriated her, according to The Smoking Gun.

“He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to f–k me, he turned me down so that made me angry.”

The first officer asked if Montenez-Colon remembered their conversation about not using 911 in non-emergency circumstances.

“I do,” she allegedly said, “but how else am I going to get you to f–k me?”

Montenez-Colon was arrested, handcuffed and booked into Charlotte County Jail.

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