A man accidentally had a 3-inch long sword stuck up his bum while trying to treat a pile which eventually never existed.
The 54-year-old Chinese man, Mr Kao, called his colleagues and said: “I can’t come into work today. I have a sword stuck in my bum.”
According to Metro UK, Mr Kao, had been attempting to treat his own piles by using a toy sword to ‘snip’ the haemhoroids, but unfortunately, the spiky, fantasy weapon disappeared up his rear entrance.
Colleagues of Mr Kao went to his home and rushed him to one Run Run Shaw Hospital in Hangzhou City, China, for treatment where he was questioned by many journalists.
“Were you crouching over the mirror while you were trying to do it?’ and another, ‘Did it accidentally slip while you were trying to sit down?” quizzed a journalist at the hospital and Kao replied, “Yes’ to both queries.”
The sword was later removed by the doctors who further disclosed to the man that he never had piles.
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