We didn’t think it was possible either, but there are cakes out there that are so disturbing we don’t want to eat them.
The insides could be filled with the airiest of sponges, the creamiest of butter creams and the grandest of ganache – but we will be resolutely rejecting them.
For these cakes are disturbing, horrifying and upsetting in equal measure.
Cakes are meant to be bringers of joy; they are meant to celebrate lives and loves.
They are definitely not meant to remind us of death and bodily functions best left forgotten.
Why would these cruel bakers want to ruin cake?
When The Little Mermaid got attacked by zombies during the baking process
Celebrate the death of your single life with a decapitated head wedding cake
Terrify your wedding guests into having a good time with the threat of a massacre
Who wants a piece of this?
Seriously, it is possible to be too graphic
We are so sorry… this can never be unseen
Hateful words still hurt even when said with cake
Shoes = good, shoes + teeth = bad
Show a vegetarian your love with a suckling pig sponge
Tell someone you think they’re a pile of crap with a delicious cat litter box
This cake better taste incredible, because nothing else would redeem this
We will pay someone to exterminate this cake
This Bruce Forsyth cupcake is terrifying and should never have seen light of day
