7 Men Reveal What They’re Really Thinking During Oral Sex

7 Men Reveal What They’re Really Thinking During Oral Sex [EXPLICIT]

By Your Tango on June 11, 2015
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You’ve always wanted to know, right?

As someone who’s not a big fan of receiving oral sex, when a man goes down on me I tend to think about all the other things I could or should be doing: Did I email my editor? Will I have time to do laundry after this? I wonder if Law & Order is a repeat this weekend?

This has nothing to do with the men I’ve been with, and everything to do with the fact that it’s just not my thing. I’d much, and I mean much, rather give than receive. For me, even when cunnilingus is great, I’d still rather be doing something else.

Since women are obviously having some pretty deep thoughts — or at least some thoughts when men go down on them — what are men really thinking when they’re giving us oral? You’ve always wanted to know, right?

YourTango asked seven men what they think about when they go down on a girl. Here’s what they had to say:

1. What should I do with my hands?

“I always wonder what I should do with my hands. Do I wrap my arms around her legs? Touch her boobs? Touch her clit? What about her stomach? That’s usually what I think about while trying to pretend I’m totally focused on satisfying her.”

2. Where should I put my tongue?

“Where to put my tongue is something I think about a lot. It’s not that I don’t know where things are, but some women like their clitoris to be licked, others prefer to licked inside, and maybe some anal licking, so I kind of feel things out and listen to her moans for a clue.”

3. Am I doing a good job?

“I think about when she’s going to finally grab my hair. I love that and it’s a sign that I’m doing a good job.”

4. Pie recipes.

“Depends on the woman. Often, I find myself thinking, ‘I wish my tongue were a snake so I could slither through her body and massage her heart.’ Most other times, I think about pie recipes, because pie tastes good, when p*ssy so often tastes like oysters left in the summer sun.”

5. Nothing at all.

“I try not to think about anything. I just try to be a machine, because if I think at all, I’ll over-think. And before I know it, I’ll be wondering if I paid my last phone bill on time.”

6. Why don’t they teach a class in this?

“The p*ssy is a strange and amazing place, and I don’t know any man who doesn’t love doing it but also isn’t nervous about it. Because of that, I usually spend at least some of my time down there wondering why there’s no class you can take on how to be perfect at it.”

7. I think only about her and what I’m doing.

“I’m thinking about giving the most pleasure I can because I like to know I’m making her feeling good. So, I listen to her noises, pay attention to her body, and just focus on the moment. Isn’t that what every guy should think?”

This article was originally published on Your Tango: 7 Men Reveal What They REALLY Think About While Going Down On You

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