It isn’t just guys who are keeping a record of their intimate sex lives with their partners, it seems girls are at it too.
A wife’s ruthless sex diary documenting her failed attempts to get laid has emerged.
The detailed record spans 30 days – most of them sexless – and includes comments explaining why her man didn’t rise to the occasion.
One reads: ‘I woke up and started giving him a handjob. He said he was going to be late for work.’
Most of her failed attempts end with her using a love aid to masturbate.
Another reads: ‘I waited for him to come home from a bachelor party. At 4am he rolled into bed with glitter on his face. He said it was from a strip club. He passed out drunk. I masturbated while he slept.’
The hilariously brutal documentation has been made public after a husband’s sex spreadsheet recently went viral.