14 Predictable But Common Lies Men Tell Women

14 Predictable But Common Lies Men Tell Women

By Glamour on February 13, 2014
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by Gena Kaufman

Today, tweets are flying on trending topic #LiesMenTellWomen and can I just say, OUCH! They don’t make men sound very kind or very original. There were a lot of repeats, so I tried to sum up the lies I saw most often. Not all guys are liars, but the ones that are apparently use these lines:

For when they don’t want to come home (As the song almost says, boys just wanna have fun):

Don’t worry, nothing to see here:

https://twitter.com/MalavKarkar/statuses/205890872208916480

#LiesMenTellWomen she’s just a friend babe

— Gaurav Harrish (@GauravHmusic) May 25, 2012

(Ahh yes. She’s a psycho, you’re a psycho. We know how that defense goes.)

And speaking of psychos, this one is necessary because all single gals are obviously crazy cat ladies:


Sometimes, their talk is cheap:

Men will do anything to get out of communication:

#LiesMenTellWomen I’ll call you later

— Facts About Boys (@BoyFacts) May 25, 2012

They may never really get us, but they pretend:

#LiesMenTellWomen “Ok ok, you’re right”

— Jay Ciroc (@StayFoqused) May 25, 2012

Hey, did you hear guys like sports? Well they do!:

To be fair, men aren’t great at multitasking:

#LiesMenTellWomen “no, really…I AM listening. I heard everything you said.” *tears eyes away from T.V. and repeats your last three words*

— Myckelle Williams (@Myckelle) May 25, 2012

The lying does go both ways, people:

But hey, maybe there’s hope for mankind after all:

Has a man ever told you any of these lies? What lies do you think men tell? Have you ever been told a truly outrageous lie?

Gena Kaufman is a Relationships writer. Lawyer turned writer who believes that when your love life hands you lemons, you should quit your job, move home, and share your dating mishaps on the Internet. Follow her on Twitter. This article was first published on Glamour.

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