25 Perfect Phone Cases For When You Want To Look Like An Asshole
by Hannah Jewell
1. For when you need two hands to type, and nothing left to hold your latte.
3. For when you don’t care what your classmates, colleagues, and loved ones think of you.
7. For all those scenarios when you want this to be a thing, because you’re an asshole.
8. For when your asshole-ness pours forth from your dickhead soul so much that you need a boob on your iPhone.
9. For when the volcano of your own douchebaggery erupts in a fiery magma of being the worst.
14. For when you want to put a giant isopod on your face every time you answer a call from your mother.
15. For when you want to look like a level of scum that grows underneath several other layers of pond scum.
19. “Haha yeah, gonna go pick up my kids from school, better not forget my phone! Lol!”
24. When all you want is a case that you can eat, because you don’t understand things and how they are supposed to work.