#PervertAlert: 69-Year Old Man Puts Up Vacancy For NUDE Cleaner

#PervertAlert: 69-Year Old Man Puts Up Vacancy For NUDE Cleaner [LOOK]

By Metro UK on May 29, 2015
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'Pervy old b******' advertises for nude cleaner at £20 per hour
See anything odd on this notice board? (Picture: Mercury)

Let’s see…business card, room to rent, missing dog, NUDE CLEANER!?

There it is, right in the middle. Some ‘pervy old b******’ is advertising for someone to tidy his house completely butt-naked.

And what’s even more alarming is the number of applicants – 11 every week!

The 69-year-old, only known as John, placed the ad in a Bristol newsagents.

His demands are simple: wash the dishes, a bit of dusting and general tidying – all in the buff.

The former land surveyor, whose closest pals are unaware of his adventurous housekeeping, said there was ‘nothing sexual’ about the scenario.

PIC BY @BEEGARY/MERCURY PRESS (PICTURED: THE ADVERT FOR A NUDE CLEANER)  A self-confessed OAP 'voyeur' is advertising in his local newsagents ¿Äì for ¬£20-an-hour nude cleaners to brighten up his day. The 69-year-old, who only wants to be known as John, has placed an advert in a newsagents as he seeks his fourth 'employee' in as many years. His demands are simple: wash the dishes, a bit of dusting and general tidying - all in the buff. SEE MERCURY COPY
‘Females only, any shape’ (Picture: Mercury)

John, who divorced his wife 24 years ago, said: ‘It’s a bit like a teenage lad buying a condom for the first time.

‘But I’m not doing anything illegal. I’m not harming anyone. I’m a voyeur, in the truest sense of the word.

‘If I was a pervert, I would use an escort agency. If I wanted sex, I would go to a red light district.’

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