WTH: Mother Bakes Vagina Cookies For Class Of 8-Year-Old Pupils

WTH: Mother Bakes Vagina Cookies For Class Of 8-Year-Old Pupils

By Wires | The Trent on September 23, 2014
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M and M cookies (Photo Credit: Passionate Mea Blogspot)

Autumn is no longer allowed on district property.

What’s the best way to teach second graders a valuable lesson about female anatomy? Um, baked goods. Duh.

Well, at least that’s what “Autumn”, a mother who volunteered to bring in treats to her child’s class, thought when she — surprise! — showed up with a big ol’ batch of vagina-frosted cookies and an agenda.

According to Redditor JPstudly, who knows the teacher of the second grade class, all vaginas were represented on the tray: small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, fire crotch. You know, your typical, sugary sexuality cookies.

“I decided you can use these to teach the kids about the woman’s vagina today,” Autumn told the teacher when she arrived with her crotch cookies.

The teacher told Autumn her va-jay-jay cookies were not allowed in the classroom, and as you can imagine, the mother lost it. She yelled “vagina” loudly many, many times, screamed about the importance of teaching kids about sexuality and even accused the teacher of not being proud of her own vagina. Then, she stormed out — without the cookies.

This may be the most shocking part of the whole story. I mean, what kind of outburst is this? How do you just show up in an elementary school with vagina-shaped cookies, go batsh*t crazy, scream about sex and vaginas in front of 8-year-olds and then just leave them there intact on the teacher’s desk? There really should’ve been some sort of dramatic dismantling of the cookies. At least shove five in your face before your storm off. Step on a cookie. Throw the tray on the floor. Something! Has Real Housewives not taught this woman anything about proper freakout etiquette?

But, before you get offended, it’s NOT over. Autumn returned sans cookies via email with anger, accusations and horrible wishes for the teacher. If you didn’t already, you’ll understand why Autumn is no longer allowed on district property once you see the screenshots below.

Oh, and if you were wondering (which we all know you were), the teacher said the cookies were actually pretty good.

Just in case you are wondering what vagina cookies look like, see below, first, vagina cupcakes, then vagina cookies.

Vagina cupcakes (Photo Credit: Elite Daily)
Vagina cupcakes (Photo Credit: Elite Daily)
Vagina cookies (Photo Credit: Dinners and Dimes Blogspot)
Vagina cookies (Photo Credit: Dinners and Dimes Blogspot)

(via Elite Daily)

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