A female lecturer has decided to welcome some freshers into the Drama department of an institution by showing them a very graphic clip of of herself masturbating stark naked and urinating at the same time on stage.
At the peak of the lewd footage, the lecturer Lauren Barri-Holstein was filmed pushing a condom out of her vagina, masturbating with a sword into another performer’s mouth.
She also swung naked from the roof of the theatre covered in what appeares to be blood.
The new students at Queen Mary University, East London who were so embarrassed described the sickening video as ‘surreal’ and ‘weird’ even though the lecturer felt it was all just for the love of art.
According to The Tab, the graphic clip is described by Lauren as “feminist performance art concerned with the female body”, but it unabashedly exposes a lot more than her feminist values.
One scarred Drama student said, “It was surreal. I honestly didn’t know how to react.
“I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look her in the eye in person, it’s just weird.
“It’s not even the fact we saw her lady parts, it’s the fact I literally have no idea how the clip was in any way related to this module.
“It was just so extreme and I don’t understand why it was in any way necessary.”
Despite the video’s controversial content, Barri-Holstein was praised by another second-year student who called her “amazing’ and advised new students ‘not to be scared off by how open she is.”
Another new student said she would not judge the teacher yet until she gets to know her better.
She said, “I understand her credo is to actively gross out the audience and challenge us, which does actually make sense.
“She’s really passionate about exposing our socially engrained expectations, so I’m going to suspend my judgement and wait until I get to know her better as a teacher.”
A second year student and one of the lecturer’s admirers added, “She’s amazing. Don’t be scared off by how open she is. Splat! is shocking and all, but it’s not completely without reason.
“When it comes down to it, she’s invaluable to work with on the module and really helps people when they need a push in the right direction.”
“Barri-Holstein’s performance is the latest of many pieces which show us something about the genesis of humanity.
“In some ways, it’s a profound Madonna and Child work. In others, it’s a leftie with her rat out.”
The lecturer had decided to keep mum about the story after it went viral.
Below is the highly graphic video:
